Massive Cleavage vs Zombies: Awesome Edition Review & Longplay Video


One of the most underrated games on Steam is Massive Cleavage vs Zombies.

It takes a sideways look at the socio-economic climate that we’re faced with in 2018; the modern age of social media, fake news, unrealistic body-goals and racial issues delivered as bombastic, brutal and somehow elegant action roleplaying game.

Undeniably, it borrows from greats like Doom, Skyrim, Resident Evil 7 with the frenetic pace of Player Unknown’s Battlegrounds (PUBG).

You assume control of a vulnerable female faced with a seemingly insurmountable task; fighting off hordes of zombies while wearing a risqué blouse and making ethical decisions as zombified children and even puppers start to appear on screen. You will quickly see the parallels between the in-game storyline and real-world issues, stunningly seamed together with courageous artistic depiction and a sublime soundtrack which ebbs and flows with the tension and action taking place before your eyes, and frankly: your soul.

Some tear-jerk moments break up the adrenaline-fuelled action, which may seem jarring at first but on reflection, a game with this amount of character and depth is bound to have deeply touching moments as you peel back it’s plethora of layers.

The developers have taken inspiration from hall-of-fame directors such as Stanley Kubrick and David Lynch to orchestrate the magnificent cut-scenes. Sure, they’re done by hand, likely by one (drunk) person, in Microsoft Paint, on a most-likely unlicensed copy of Windows. Doubtless, the very keyboard and mouse used to piece together this timeless classic are stained with coffee and have a rousing smell of cat urine and general body order. I’d go as far as to say that the developer of this game literally hates everybody, and channeled this into their intended gaming experience…but somehow it reaches further than that…somehow it’s worse than you could possibly imagine. Worse than intended. Worse than any other game. Truly a must-have…and underpriced at $59.99.

In closing, the only thing this game is really lacking (aside from fun, or playability) is [HTML MEMORY LEAK: OUT OF MEMORY ERR 213 CANNOT LOAD 12,300,534 KB].

For more details on the gameplay, check out my Steam review of Massive Cleavage vs Zombies here.

massive cleavage vs zombies review

To witness this marvelous feat of triple A game design fused with incredible gameplay, check out my YouTube Video of Massive Cleavage vs Zombies.